diff --git a/src/Routes/Root.c b/src/Routes/Root.c
index 98e8745..db57b7e 100644
--- a/src/Routes/Root.c
+++ b/src/Routes/Root.c
@@ -1,40 +1,98 @@
 #include <Routes.h>
 
+#include <Cytoplasm/Cytoplasm.h>
+#include <Cytoplasm/Memory.h>
+#include <Cytoplasm/Rand.h>
+
 #include <AS.h>
 
 RouteHead(RouteRoot, arr, argp)
 {
     ParseeHttpArg *args = argp;
+    const char *quote = RandInt(2) ? 
+        "Kinda jealous of that, to be fair." :
+        "Why look inward when you can challenge the mainstream media?";
+    char *mxid, *jid;
+    char *m_to;
+
+    mxid = ParseeMXID(args->data);
+    m_to = ParseeGenerateMTO(mxid);
+    jid = ParseeJID(args->data);
 
     HttpResponseHeader(args->ctx, "Content-Type", "text/html");
     HttpSendHeaders(args->ctx);
-    StreamPrintf(args->stream, "<html lang=\"en\">");
-    StreamPrintf(args->stream, "    <head>");
-    StreamPrintf(args->stream, "        <title>Parsee Lander</title>");
-    StreamPrintf(args->stream, "    </head>");
-    StreamPrintf(args->stream, "    <body>");
-    StreamPrintf(args->stream, "        <center><h1>");
-    StreamPrintf(args->stream, "        Your Parsee is running!");
-    StreamPrintf(args->stream, "        </h1></center>");
-    StreamPrintf(args->stream, "        <hr/>");
-    StreamPrintf(args->stream, "        <p>");
-    StreamPrintf(args->stream, "            Kinda jealous of that, to be ");
-    StreamPrintf(args->stream, "            fair.");
-    StreamPrintf(args->stream, "        </p>");
-    StreamPrintf(args->stream, "        <p>");
-    StreamPrintf(args->stream, "            Your homeserver now can interact");
-    StreamPrintf(args->stream, "            with the bridge, with the ");
-    StreamPrintf(args->stream, "            generated YAML file.");
-    StreamPrintf(args->stream, "        </p>");
-    StreamPrintf(args->stream, "        <p>");
-    StreamPrintf(args->stream, "            More information available at ");
-    StreamPrintf(args->stream, "            <a href=");
-    StreamPrintf(args->stream, "            \"https://kappach.at/parsee\"");
-    StreamPrintf(args->stream, "            >the actual page</a>.");
-    StreamPrintf(args->stream, "        </p>");
-    StreamPrintf(args->stream, "        <img src=\"https://kappach.at/parsee.gif\" />");
-    StreamPrintf(args->stream, "    </body>");
-    StreamPrintf(args->stream, "</html>");
+#define P(...) StreamPrintf(args->stream, __VA_ARGS__)
+    P("<html lang='en'>");
+    P("    <head>");
+    P("        <title>%s Lander</title>", NAME);
+    P("        <style>");
+    P("            html {");
+    P("                background-color: #222;");
+    P("                color: #eee;");
+    P("            }");
+    P("            blockquote {");
+    P("                border-left: 2px solid #ccc;");
+    P("                margin: 1.5em 10px;");
+    P("                background: #444;");
+    P("                padding: 0.5em;");
+    P("            }");
+    P("            blockquote p {");
+    P("                display: inline-block;");
+    P("            }");
+    P("        </style>");
+    P("    </head>");
+    P("    <body>");
+    P("        <center><h1>");
+    P("            Your %s is running!", NAME);
+    P("        </h1></center>");
+    P("        <hr/>");
+    P("        <blockquote><i>");
+    P("            %s", quote);
+    P("        </i></blockquote>");
+    P("        <p>");
+    P("            Your homeserver now can interact with the bridge, with ");
+    P("            the generated YAML file and Jabber component shared ");
+    P("            secret.");
+    P("        </p>");
+    P("        <p>");
+    P("            You may be interested in sending <code>!help</code> to ");
+    P("            the Matrix <a href='%s'>%s bridge</a>, or pop out ", m_to, NAME);
+    P("            <code>%s</code>'s command list on XMPP as a starter.", jid);
+    P("        </p>");
+    P("        <p>");
+    P("            More information available at ");
+    P("            <a");
+    P("                 href='https://kappach.at/parsee'");
+    P("            >the actual page</a>.");
+    P("        </p>");
+
+    P("        <h2>Extra information</h2>");
+    P("        <p>");
+    P("            <h3>Parsee statistics</h3>");
+    P("<pre><code>");
+    P("Software: %s (v%s/Cyto %s)\n", NAME, VERSION, CytoplasmGetVersionStr());
+    P("Cytoplasm heap used: %d B\n", MemoryAllocated());
+    P("</code></pre>");
+    P("        </p>");
+    P("        <p>");
+    P("            Some clicky links relating to %s:", NAME);
+    P("            <ul>");
+    P("                <li><a href='%s'>Repository</a></li>", REPOSITORY);
+    P("                <li><a href='%s'>Fediverse</a></li>", "https://ak.ari.lt/parsee");
+    P("                <li><img src='%s' /></li>", "https://kappach.at/parsee.gif");
+    P("            </ul>");
+    P("        </p>");
+    P("        <blockquote><p>");
+    P("            Good luck, and have fun! :D");
+    P("        </p></blockquote>");
+    P("        <p>&mdash;LDA</p>");
+    P("    </body>");
+    P("</html>");
+#undef P
+
+    Free(mxid);
+    Free(m_to);
+    Free(jid);
 
     return NULL;
 }
